copy machine you are drunk
Mayonnaise: according to my calculations, approximately 0.63% the price of printer ink per ounce. This guy has the right idea.
(via advengertime)
Source: rellykipa
moraniarty started following you
Hello there! Freya is a pretty name.
Eeee babbies
is it okay to ship snakes
D’AAWWWWW
ASDFHLKGSKGSKL
EEEEEE!!
omgomgomgomg
(via moraniarty)
Source: aroseamongtheashes
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that s***…just explode rainbows?!
iahenkjiakhbfkjwe
idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video
gapes at screen with open mouth
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
—
You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
In case you missed where you are, welcome to tumblr.
What the actual fuck? >.>
omg dat fanfiction
Well, this is tumblr in a nutshell.
Source: wimp.com
Aperture Daleks,
We EXTERMINATE because we can.
For the good of everyone…
…except the ones not like us.
A Dalek as it might appear in the world of Valve’s masterpiece, Portal.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE?
Source: dalekfactor
Source: askstarkindustries
#oh myg od i’m getting so emotional about how cuut e those stairs are when they move AHGHHH
those stairs are so cute
literally making small squealing noises at them right now
#omfg THE STAIRS #SO CUTE. #Also there’s a little van on the right hand side of the road on the bottom gif #and it’s adorable as fuck #it just zooms off oh god it’s adorable
oh gosh I didn’t even notice the va-
eeueuiwueieiwewe
Source: cineraria
i honestly want to hear one good compelling argument against have a female doctor
because we know time lords can change gender during a regeneration
so
what
is
it
Personally, I would love a female Doctor. But I’m deeply concerned about how it would be written — because it could go wrong, very wrong. If done poorly, it would be worse than not attempting it at all: a massive step backward for gender portrayal in fiction.
One of Doctor Who’s defining features is its world-shaking stakes. Every season, usually more than once, it’s the fate of Earth, or the galaxy, or the entire universe that hangs in the balance. Yet the outcome always depends on something intensely personal, the actions of one hero that save everyone. Think of the Doctor’s ongoing struggle to reconcile his pacifism (“I never would”) with his love for humanity, of Martha Jones’ strength and faith in the Doctor as she walked the world. More often than not, it’s the relationship between the Doctor and his human companion that factors into that crucial moment. (“I’ll suffer if you die.” “More than every living thing in the universe?”) In those moments, the Doctor and his companion are the most important beings in all of creation.
Gender should not be important to the Doctor’s character, or the dynamic between him and his companions. But in the recent Christmas special, as we’ve seen many times before, an important female character is defined and set apart solely by her status as a woman. It’s her motherly protectiveness that drives her, and mystical motherly power that saves the day. If you make the Doctor a woman, and hand the job of writing her character and her story to the people who have written these sorts of episodes in the past, this is what I fear: that they will take this brilliant, capable, fierce, compassionate alien, and make her femaleness the most important thing in the universe at the critical moment. And that kind of othering is exactly the opposite of what should happen.
This isn’t just any show we’re talking about, it’s Doctor Who — the world’s most beloved sci-fi series. If they give us a female Doctor and then fuck up her portrayal, it will be no small stain on the history of science fiction. And that is a very real possibility.
Source: mutantenemies
